18 hours ago   •   10,183 notes   •   VIA: nope-no-nah   •   SOURCE: kobetyrant
  • kobetyrant:

    the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog

    #omg  
    23 hours ago   •   102 notes   •   VIA: burninginthewildfire   •   SOURCE: boyprincessgrassi
  • fiercequeengrassi:

    boyprincessgrassi:

    When you realise Mitch looked slightly like Pete Wentz once in his life

    WHAT IS THIS

    23 hours ago   •   223,350 notes   •   VIA: a-cicada   •   SOURCE: ozei
  • when my wifi stops working so do i

    23 hours ago   •   117,511 notes   •   VIA: macknotmiller   •   SOURCE: patarnon
  • jcuethetroubadour:

    e-bae:

    gymleaderfrank:

    "Hey can I look at your phone?"
    “Yeah let me just finish this text.”
    *deletes 200 selfies*

    And nudes and browser history

    Deletes life

    23 hours ago   •   73,337 notes   •   VIA: macknotmiller   •   SOURCE: memeguy-com
  • memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

    memeguy-com:

    Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

    23 hours ago   •   325,417 notes   •   VIA: perks-of-being-chinese   •   SOURCE: bestpickupliness
  • 23 hours ago   •   237,566 notes   •   VIA: imjohnlocked   •   SOURCE: fluffalos
  • withagallifreyantwist:

    americaninthedeerstalker:

    Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.

    #his shit-eating grin in the last one though

    23 hours ago   •   4,797 notes   •   VIA: tumbledore-   •   SOURCE: deadjosey
  • deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

    deadjosey:

    deadjosey:

    deadjosey:

    this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

    update: I banged him

    23 hours ago   •   126,063 notes   •   VIA: cutesader   •   SOURCE: awwww-cute
  • vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

    vvhitehouse:

    awwww-cute:

    Show off

    THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

    23 hours ago   •   1,797 notes   •   VIA: phantanic   •   SOURCE: damndanhowell
  • damndanhowell:

    I…
    I don’t know what to say