Do you even understand how difficult it is to try to keep your glasses up while playing viola and sweating like a sinner in church

I just got out of my viola lesson and my teacher’s AC has been broken for like three weeks and it’s like fourteen hundred degrees outside and I feel like I just escaped from the devil’s asscrack

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  • breelandwalker:

    feliciakainz:

    carryonmywaywardalpaca:

    dearborns:

    #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

    Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

    if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

    and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

    more you know

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  • funnuraba:

    SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

    7 hours ago   •   11,141 notes   •   VIA: tigergianna   •   SOURCE: suffocateing
  • suffocateing:

    *walks out of exam*

    well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

    7 hours ago   •   123,092 notes   •   VIA: recoverykitty   •   SOURCE: magnacarterholygrail
  • slay-z:

    sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

    i’m gonna make you famous

    7 hours ago   •   298,227 notes   •   VIA: nesenicat   •   SOURCE: rrraquelle
  • vriskasbby:

    thriftstorewarfare:

    …did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

    that is stacy you uncultured swine

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  • bootyoakley:

    mashtonnvevo:

    oh-troye:

    mashtonnvevo:

    he’s talking about cocaine 

    troye sivan knows what cocaine is

    this is not a drill troye knows what drugs are 

    Shit

    16 hours ago   •   82,613 notes   •   VIA: frentus-wants-to-frickle-frack   •   SOURCE: troyesivan
  • troyesivan:

hiiiiii everyone! 
SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha
I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.
Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.
TRXYE is out August 15. 
Click here to keep updated!
<3
Troye x
Links: Twitter | Instagram | YouTube | Facebook

    troyesivan:

    hiiiiii everyone! 

    SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha

    I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.

    Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.

    TRXYE is out August 15. 

    Click here to keep updated!

    <3

    Troye x

    Links: Twitter | Instagram | YouTube | Facebook

    16 hours ago   •   366 notes   •   VIA: frentus-wants-to-frickle-frack   •   SOURCE: trroyler
  • feelingthefeels95:

    trroyler:

    DON’T GIVE IT UP JUST YET, STAY GRAND FOR 10 MORE MINUTES

    THIS HAS NEVER BEEN MORE RELEVANT